If Ever There Was a Meme For Me: Sunday Stealing: The Useless Question Meme

How many of you remember my Books-a-Million nametag?? 'Useless'--yeah, go ahead and complain about me--good luck with that! You really needed a sense of humor to work in that store....But, anyway--I know, I'm late. You'd think waking up at three a.m. would have me on top of the ball and halfway done with everything today, but migraines have a way of messing up even the best laid plans. Some Aleve, jalapeno chips, and caffeine ala one large Sheetz Iced Latte later, it's trying to subside. Thankful for my Bugalicious who's letting the birds out to play this morning because Loki's squawks would surely push me into the realm of unconsciousness, which might not be such a bad thing today...I'm feeling an afternoon of couch and Game of Thrones coming on for sure....

Anyhow--that's not why you stopped by, right? It's Sunday Stealing time! And this week's questions--unnumbered, so I have no idea how many there are--just keep reading, okay? Thanks!! Away we go:

Have you ever written a song? Maybe when I was like five. Nothing recently, though.

Have you ever been in the opposite sex's public toilet? Have you tried waiting in the women's line sometimes?? It's ridiculous! So, yeah, been in the mens' room a few times--I think they mostly pee in the sink, there's never a line!!

Are you superstitious? Not typically. I have other mental issues to worry about, superstition's not one of them.

· What's the most daring thing you've done? That's x-Rated, so not answering on here, sorry...

· Did you have a baby blanket? Do you still sleep with it? I honestly can't say I remember if I had a baby blanket, though I'm sure I did. I sleep with my hippy tie dye snuggie...and my dogs. It would be nice to sleep with my husband...

· Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? If yes, how’d it work out? No, I'm not that stupid.

· Have you ever sleepwalked? Not that I know of, probably would've slept through it...

· If you could be any age, what age would you be? My age. I'd like to feel younger, maybe look younger, but I wouldn't want to go through any of that stupidity again for anything.

· What is your dream car? One that is maintenance free, and payment free, and self-insured, that will fit Bug and various friends and all the dogs. And environmentally friendly.

· What is your favorite cartoon of all time? Didn't we answer this a couple weeks ago? Either Pink Panther or Mr Magoo. Or Rocky and Bullwinkle. Classics....

· If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first? Me? Cry. Then pray someone else was in the car with a brain because I'd be too busy crying to figure out what to do....But I just read this somewhere recently. You wait until the car is completely submerged and open the doors to swim out or smash the windows and swim out. Okay, I just need to remember that in the middle of my panic hissy crying fit...

· Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? A couple times. Not where anyone wants to be...ever....

· How many foreign countries have you visited? Zero. Not even Canada and it's like right there!!

· If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? Float? Don't you sink faster if you struggle? And swimming seems to me a lot like struggling. Especially in quicksand. Of course, you know I'll be crying first....

· Do you talk in your sleep? I used to when I was younger. Bug does. It's pretty funny sometimes...Not sure if I still do or not...

· Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? No, but the episode of Big Bang Theory when Penny slips and falls in the shower and Sheldon has to help her get dressed and drive her to the emergency room is hilarious!!

· If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be? Tom Hanks. I just think he's brilliant.

· Have you ever re-gifted? Oh yeah.

· If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be? If you're friends with me on Facebook you'd know NONE of them!!! Stupid Olympics!! Are they over yet???

· If you could participate in an Olympic Event, what would it be? The Olympic Committee to Not Take Off Normal Programming During the Stupid Olympics!! There really are people who don't care about stupid sports...

· If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? AMAZON!!!! Omigosh...I'm delirious just thinking of the possibilities!!!!!!!!!!!

· What do you think is your best feature? My eyes, I have pretty eyes.

· If you were to win an Oscar, what kind of movie would it be for? Drama, for sure. 'Cuz I'm so dramatic.

· Which of the five senses is most important to you? Um, all of them, though living with three dogs and two guys who fart a lot, the one I could easiestly live without would be my sense of smell.

· Would you be a more successful painter or singer? Painter, by far...

· Have you ever had surgery? Cervical spinal fusion earlier this year. Never wanna do that again.

· What do you like to collect? PENS!!! And Willow Tree angels. And dogs, and birds. And apparently sketchbooks from looking at the pile next to me right now...

· How many collectibles do you have? Um, Willow Trees, maybe ten or twelve? They've been packed for several months waiting to MOVE, so I'm not sure anymore. I wouldn't consider any of my other junk to be collectibles.

Woohoo!! And we're done...Happy Sunday, ya'll!